jingle the dinner elf

okay, i want the bipolar shit to stop. and i'm going to blame it on my lightbox. (i get completely amped on it and yet i am so tired and can't come down and this is only after 10 min. a day)

first off - sorry for no pirate pics. they'll be up tomorrow. my co-worker is bringing them in tomorrow.

secondly - i have had a headache for most of the afternoon.

thirdly - i am so bored. and yet have so much energy. it's so annoying. i worked out really hard on sat, went snowshoeing yesterday and decided not to exercise today, and now am running around in circles in my brain trying to think of things to do other than the boring routine house chores of laundry, cleaning, cooking and washing dishes (i guess that falls under cleaning).

fourthly - december is such a drag (it's only the 3rd and in my bipolar mood, i'll probably post tomorrow about how quickly it's going). i want it to be xmas NOW. i don't want to have to go through the rigamarole of buying presents, cleaning house and having houseguests, flying home and trying to wake up at an okay hour in the morning without using defibrillators and without having every minute of my life scheduled.

fifthly - where is jingle the dinner elf who will take care of all household chores and dinner? i would like some yummy curry that someone else made for me instead of doing the usual crap of looking into my fridge and coming up with some stirring tofu, chard and tomato combination that i've eaten variations of for the past 2 days. (i know jenn is looking for her house-cleaning elves, but really, all i want is a yummy dinner).

sixthly - i have nothing else. i know there is nothing worth complaining about, but i'm just antsy and a little nervous for all things xmas to come and bite me on the ass. i love xmas, but i also love dreading xmas. hence, this entire post.

and now - seventhly - i'm going to go and make myself happy and stop annoying myself and the entire internet.

oh and p.s. eighthly - i went snowshoeing yesterday and it was AMAZING. so so so much fun.
and p.p.s. ninthly - if you were one of santa's reindeers, which one would it be? julia is vixen, i'm donner (cuz the name is pretty funny) and andrew is robbie (rudolf's son). who you? (mom and col, i dare you to leave a post!)